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A little boy gets on the public bus and sits right behind the bus driver…
The boy keeps repeatedly saying, “If my mom was a cow and my dad was a bull, I’d be a little calf… “
“If my mom was a hen and my dad was a chicken, I’d be a little chick… “
“If my mom was a deer and my dad was a buck, I’d be a little deer… “
“If my mom was a duck and my dad was a goose, I’d be a little duckling.”
The annoyed bus driver stops the bus, turns to the boy and says…
“What if your mom was a drunk and you dad was a bum?”
The boy responds…
“Then, I’d be a bus driver.”
