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Two lions in Africa spot a lawyer on a safari…
The lions are hungry, so they pounce on the lawyer and eat him.
Later, the two lions are stalking through the brush when one of them reaches out with his tongue and licks the rear of the other lion…
The startled lion turns around and says, “Hey! Cut that out!”
The other lion apologizes, and they continue.
About 5 minutes later, the lion again reaches out with his tongue and licks the rear of the other lion…
The lion growls and says, “I said stop it!”
The other lion apologizes, and they continue.
After about another 5 minutes, the lion once more licks the rear of the other lion.
This time, the other lion asks, “I told you to stop that! What is it with you, anyway?”
The lion replies, “Sorry, I was just trying… ”
“To get the taste out of my mouth!”
July 5, 2025 @ 1:32 pm
I like the okla one better ..but neither strikes me as funny with a nasty connotation ..oh well ..Ill move on ..
December 18, 2023 @ 7:04 pm
I don’t get the joke
December 9, 2023 @ 12:54 pm
I always heard about bad taste was run that dog by here so I can kiss it’s ass an get this taste outa my mouth but I’m in okla too