There were three women working together at an office every day. They were a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde.
One day, they noticed that their boss left work a little early, so they decided to meet and plan to leave early too when their boss left.
When the boss left, they all left too. The brunette went home and went straight to bed, so she could get an early start the next morning. The redhead went home to get in a quick workout before her dinner date. The blonde went home and walked into the bedroom. She opened the door slowly and saw her husband in bed with her boss. She immediately shut the door and left.
The next day, the brunette and the redhead were talking about going home early again, so they asked the blonde if she wanted to leave early again. The blonde replied, “Yesterday I nearly got caught.”