Funny Joke: Late Roll Call

As the General entered the barracks, he found that none of his soldiers were there…

One finally ran up, panting heavily…

“Sorry, sir! I can explain, you see I had a date and it ran a little late.”

“I ran to the bus, but missed it, I hailed a cab, but it broke down… ”

“I found a farm and bought a horse, but it dropped dead, I ran 10 miles, and now I’m here.”

The General was very skeptical about this explanation but, at least he was here so he let the soldier go.

Moments later, eight more soldiers ran up to the general panting…

He asked them why they were late and each had the same reply…

“Sorry, sir! I had a date and it ran a little late.”

“I ran to the bus, but missed it, I hailed a cab, but it broke down… ”

“I found a farm and bought a horse, but it dropped dead, I ran 10 miles, and now I’m here.”

The General eyed them, feeling very skeptical, but since he let the first guy go, he let them go too.

A tenth soldier jogged up to the General, panting heavily…

“Sorry, sir! I had a date and it ran a little late.”

“I ran to the bus, but missed it, I hailed a cab, but… ”

“Let me guess,” the General interrupted…

“It broke down.”

“No,” said the soldier…

“There were so many dead horses in the road, it took forever to get around them.”

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