Funny Joke: 👮‍♂️ Late Errand

After a long day on duty, a tired police officer returns home…

Exhausted, he quietly enters the dark bedroom and strips out of his uniform, leaving it scattered on the floor.

He looks for the light switch, but figures his wife is lying in bed, and decides not to disturb her.

Just before he’s about to climb into bed, his wife speaks…

“Honey, can you run down to the corner store and buy some bread, so I can make breakfast for the kids tomorrow?” she asks.

“Fine, but you should have mentioned it earlier,” grumbles the man as he reluctantly puts the uniform back on…

He heads to the corner store, grabs a loaf of bread and heads to the checkout counter to pay for it.

As the cashier is ringing him up, they engage in casual banter…

“Hey Jerry,” greets the cashier, “how are you tonight?”

“Exhausted,” replies the man, “I’m just grabbing some bread for breakfast tomorrow then I’m going straight to bed.”

“Did you get a new job?” asks the cashier.

“Nah, I still work for the police department.” The man replies, “Why do you ask?”

“Well,” says the cashier, “That’s what I thought… “

“But that’s definitely a fireman’s uniform.”