Funny Joke: 🤔 Last Wishes

Three men are sitting at a bar having a beer…

They’re discussing what they want their family and friends to say when the time comes, and they are laying in their caskets.

The first man says, “I want them to say I was a great father, and a great friend… ”

“And I want them to say I was dependable.”

The second guy says, “I just want them to talk about how much I helped change the world… ”

“And how I left it a better place for others.”

The third guy just sips his beer…

One of the other men asks, “Hey, what about you? What do you want your family and friends to say about you?”

The third guy thinks for a moment, while taking another swig of his beer.

Then he says, “I guess I’d like them to look at me and say… ”

“Look, he’s still breathing!”