Funny Joke: 🛌 Last Breath

A 90-year-old man is on his deathbed…

Summoning his last bit of strength, he lifts his head slowly and whispers, “Is my beloved wife Sarah here with me?”

Sarah answers lovingly, “Yes dear, I am here.”

He then asks, “Is my son – my wonderful son – are you here with me?”

His son replies, “Yes father, I am here right beside you.”

He asks, “Is my beautiful daughter here?”

In tears, his daughter says, “Oh yes daddy, I am here.”

He continues, “Are my brothers and sisters here with me as well?”

They too tell him that they are there with him.

The old man lays back quietly, closes his eyes, and asks, “If everybody is here… “

“Why is the damn light in the kitchen on?!”