A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s labor pain to the father.
He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it.
The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.
But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.
The doctor checked the husband’s blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%.
The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.
She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the mailman was lying dead on their porch.
I think this story is rip-off from an ancient Indian tale in which all the women besceeh Lord Shiva that men should share their labour pains, which he grants. But unfortunately when the carpenter’s wife went into labout, the woodcutter started shrieking ! The ladies went back to Lord Shiva and asked him to take back his boon, they rather suffer suffer birth pains on their own !
OH MY GOD! YOU PEOPLE WHO DON’T GET THIS JOKE ARE ALL F***** IDIOTS!! IT’S NOT HARD TO FIGURE OUT…HOPEFULLY NONE OF YOU PEOPLE HAVE KIDS, THERE IS ENOUGH DUMBASSES IN THIS WORLD.
OK, FOR ALL OF YOU PEOPLE THAT DIDN’T GET THE JOKE, THE JOKE IS SELF EXPLANATORY…YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO READ BETWEEN THE LINES IT’S THERE IN BLACK AND WHITE, THEN AGAIN I WONDER HOW OLD ARE YOU PEOPLE THAT ARE READING THESE JOKES BECAUSE SOME OF THEM ARE SO OLD IT’S NOT A SHAME, BUT IF YOU ARE A YOUNG OR VERY YOUNG PERSON OR SOMEONE THAT’S NOT INTO HUMOR THEN I UNDERSTAND TO A POINT WHY YOU DIDN’T GET THE JOKE, OTHER THAN THAT I JUST FEEL FOR YOU…HUMOR PEOPLE HUMOR!!!
March 31, 2009 @ 6:31 am
Its why people switched to email rather than the other mail
March 31, 2009 @ 5:53 am
Guys don’t be emotional its only a joke… the mail man must have done a great job. it sad he paid the cosequences! ha ha ha…
March 31, 2009 @ 4:40 am
I think this story is rip-off from an ancient Indian tale in which all the women besceeh Lord Shiva that men should share their labour pains, which he grants. But unfortunately when the carpenter’s wife went into labout, the woodcutter started shrieking ! The ladies went back to Lord Shiva and asked him to take back his boon, they rather suffer suffer birth pains on their own !
March 30, 2009 @ 9:15 pm
OH MY GOD! YOU PEOPLE WHO DON’T GET THIS JOKE ARE ALL F***** IDIOTS!! IT’S NOT HARD TO FIGURE OUT…HOPEFULLY NONE OF YOU PEOPLE HAVE KIDS, THERE IS ENOUGH DUMBASSES IN THIS WORLD.
March 30, 2009 @ 6:30 pm
OK, FOR ALL OF YOU PEOPLE THAT DIDN’T GET THE JOKE, THE JOKE IS SELF EXPLANATORY…YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO READ BETWEEN THE LINES IT’S THERE IN BLACK AND WHITE, THEN AGAIN I WONDER HOW OLD ARE YOU PEOPLE THAT ARE READING THESE JOKES BECAUSE SOME OF THEM ARE SO OLD IT’S NOT A SHAME, BUT IF YOU ARE A YOUNG OR VERY YOUNG PERSON OR SOMEONE THAT’S NOT INTO HUMOR THEN I UNDERSTAND TO A POINT WHY YOU DIDN’T GET THE JOKE, OTHER THAN THAT I JUST FEEL FOR YOU…HUMOR PEOPLE HUMOR!!!
March 30, 2009 @ 6:28 pm
@deathqueen38
When are you going to give your brain a try?
March 30, 2009 @ 6:26 pm
@THE SCOOTER LADY
Get real lady.
March 30, 2009 @ 6:25 pm
You dumb asess. Didn’t you get it????!!!!!
March 30, 2009 @ 5:48 pm
It means the mailman was the father not the husband. @THE SCOOTER LADY
March 30, 2009 @ 5:25 pm
god one, but a gun shot to the privates would gave him the same feeling,
just a strait shot:D