Funny Joke: 🙎‍♀️ Kitchen Floor

A wife tells her husband, that if he walks across the kitchen floor after she mops again, she’s going to kill him…

The next time she mops the kitchen floor, he walks across the kitchen floor again.

He gets the floor dirty, and tracks water into the living room.

She decides to do as she had promised…

Without saying a word, she goes to their bedroom, gets his pistol out of the closet, and shoots him dead in his recliner.

Then, she calls 911 and tells them, “I told my husband that if he walks through the kitchen after I mopped, I would kill him.”

“He didn’t listen, and I shot him.”

Emergency dispatch immediately sends an ambulance for the husband, and a squad car for the wife.

The chief of police hears about the call shortly afterward, thinks it’s a rather strange story, so he drives to the house…

When he gets there, his officers are still waiting outside.

He asks the officers, “Why haven’t you gone inside and arrested the woman?”

They reply, “Sir we can’t go in now… “

“The kitchen floor is still wet.”