Funny Joke: 💪 Impressing the Ladies at the Beach

Patrick was having a vacation in Australia and couldn’t seem to make it with any of the girls. So, he asked the local lifeguard for some advice, mate.

“It’s obvious,” says the lifeguard, “you’re wearing those old baggy swimming trunks that make you look like an old geezer. They’re years out of style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos about two sizes too small and drop a fist-sized potato down inside them. I’m telling you, mate, you’ll have all the babes you want.”

The following weekend, Patrick hits the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos and his fist-sized potato. However, everybody on the beach was disgusted as he walked by. They covered their faces, turned away, and laughed, looking sick.

So, Patrick went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, “What’s wrong now?”

“Jesus Christ,” said the lifeguard, “mate, the potato goes in front!”