Funny Joke: 🙋 I Presumed…

The schoolteacher asks her students to create a sentence containing the expression “I presumed”…

Becky raises her hand first and says, “Yesterday my mother hand washed the dinner dishes.”

“I presumed that the dishwasher was broken.”

“Very good,” says the teacher.

Next, Bobby says, “This morning my father left for the office carrying an umbrella… ”

“I presumed that it might rain.”

“That’s excellent,” says the teacher.

Little Johnny gets up and says, “Yesterday I saw my grandpa leave the house with a newspaper under his arm, heading behind a bush.”

“I presumed that… ”

The teacher interrupts him and says, “I stopped you because you have no idea what your grandfather was going to do, so you can’t presume anything.”

Johnny pleads, “Please Teacher, let me finish my sentence.”

The teacher says, “Very well. You may continue.”

“As I was saying,” continues Little Johnny, “I saw my grandpa heading behind a bush with a newspaper under his arm.”

“I presumed I knew what he was going to be doing because… ”

“I know he can’t read.”

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