Funny Joke: 🌤️ Heaven’s Reward

An elderly priest dies and is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St Peter.

“Father Mulgrew, we’ve been expecting you,” says the saint. “Please go with this angel. We’ve got you a lovely little retirement shack on the edge of the woods. It’s a humble little place but I promise you will be comfortable, and there is a beautiful lake view just an hour’s walk away – and of course, this is Heaven so walking for an hour won’t tire you in the slightest.”

The priest goes away, settles in, and pretty soon he takes the recommended walk and he finds the beautiful lake view. But he sees something that his Heaven-granted sight – no longer his Earthly eyes dimmed by eighty years of age – discerns clearly enough for him to be puzzled and even a little disturbed.

With an effortless gesture he summons his angel and asks to be taken to St. Peter, to whom he says:

“I feel as though there has been some mistake. By the lake I saw a magnificent mansion, and there, taking his ease on the waterfront, I saw a taxi driver I knew on Earth. Surely it cannot have been intended that a man like me should have received so modest a reward compared to him?”

St. Peter smiles. “Let not your heart be troubled, Father Mulgrew. You were a faithful servant of the Lord and that is why you are here now. But not all are equal in the sight of the Lord – I need not remind you of the Parable of the Talents, surely?

“When you preached, people slept. But when that man drove, people prayed!”