Funny Joke: 👻 Halloween Party

A couple were invited to a Halloween masquerade party…

That night, the wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.

He, being a devoted husband, protested…

But she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and that he should go alone and enjoy himself.

So, he took his costume and away he went…

The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party.

As her husband didn’t know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

So, she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor…

Dancing with every girl he could, copping a little kiss here and there.

His wife went up to him, and being a rather seductive woman herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her instead.

She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband…

After a few more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had some fun in the back seat.

Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume away and got into bed…

Wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked how his night was.

“Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you’re not there.”

“Uh huh,” she said, “Did you dance much?”

He replied, “To tell you the truth, I never even danced one dance… ”

“When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we just went into the spare room and played poker all evening.”

“But the guy who borrowed my costume said… ”

“He had the time of his life!”

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