Funny Joke: 📞 Gym Call

Several men are in the locker room of a local gym…

A cell phone on a bench rings, and a man puts the phone on speaker and begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen…

“Hello?” says the man.

A woman answers, “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”

“Yes,” the man replies.

The woman continues, “I’m at the mall now and I found this beautiful leather coat… “

“It’s only 1,200 dollars, down from 1,900 dollars.”

“Is it okay if I buy it?”

“Sure, go ahead if you like it that much,” says the man.

“Oh, thanks so very much,” says the woman.

“I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership this morning and saw the new models… “

“There was one that I really, really liked.”

“How much?” asks the man.

The woman replies, “80,000 dollars.”

“OK,” says the man, “But for that price I want it with all the optional extras.”

“Great!” the woman says, “Oh, and one more thing… “

“The house that we looked at last year is back on the market.”

“They’re asking 1,500,000 dollars.”

The man replies, “Well then, go ahead and make them an offer, but no more than 1,250,000 dollars… “

“Love you, bye!” says the man as he hangs up.

The other men in the locker room are looking at him in absolute astonishment.

Then he smiles and asks…

“Anyone know whose phone this is?”