Funny Joke: Guard Dog

A couple decide that they need a guard dog…

The guy goes to a pet shop and says to one of the employees, “I need a guard dog to protect my house.”

The employee responds, “I have the perfect dog for you”, he then showed him a chihuahua.

The man was not impressed and said, “I need a dog that can guard our house and fend off burglars, a chihuahua can’t do that.”

“But this is no regular chihuahua, it’s an attack chihuahua!” the employee said.

“Here, I’ll show you how it works… “

“Attack chihuahua, chair!”

The employee pointed at a chair, and the guy and the employee watched as the chihuahua destroyed the chair…

leaving only splinters behind.

“Wow,” the guy said, “But I still think we need a real guard dog.”

“Are you sure?” he responded.

“Here I’ll show you again… “

“Attack chihuahua, table!”

He pointed to a table, and again, the chihuahua absolutely destroyed the table.

The man said “Okay, okay! I’ll take it.”

When he brought it home, his wife was very angry.

“Why did you buy a chihuahua?” She yelled.

“Because,” he responded, “this is no ordinary chihuahua, this is an attack chihuahua!”

She responded…

“Attack chihuahua, my a**!”