Funny Joke: Granny Packing

A little old lady gets pulled over for speeding…

The officer walks up to the car, and after a quick greeting, takes the documentation she has ready for him.

He notices she has a “conceal carry” license, so he asks, “Ma’am do you have a firearm in the vehicle?”

She replies, “Well, yes sir, I do.”

The officer smiles a little, as this lady was no more than 5ft tall, 90lbs, and had to be 90 years old…

“Ma’am, may I ask what type of firearm you have?”

“Well, yes sir,” she replies, “I’ve got a 9mm in my purse, a 45 in the center console, and a magnum in the glove compartment.”

The officer is taken back a little, “Is that it?” he asks half kidding.

“Well no, I do have a pistol-grip shotgun in the trunk as well,” she says.

The officer is really raising his eyebrows at this point, and asks, “Ma’am, what are you afraid of?”

The little old lady smiles sweetly and replies…

“Not a god damned thing!”

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3 Comments

George Decker
June 27, 2024 @ 10:03 am

The last line could have easily read, “Not one darn thing”.

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Phyllis Godsil
October 25, 2022 @ 9:11 pm

Very surprised to hear our Lords name in a joke. I thought 1Funny was family oriented. Please don’t do that again.

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Calvin Reynolds
October 25, 2022 @ 5:38 pm

I don’t consider it funny AT ALL when you include cursing and especially when you use God’s name in vain.
You are heading down a slippery slope of filth.
Please cease and desist from such vulgarities in the future.

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