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After working most of her life, Granny finally retires…
At her next checkup, the new doctor asks her to bring a list of all the medications that have been prescribed for her.
As the young doctor is looking through these, his eyes grow wide as he realizes she has a prescription for birth control pills…
“Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?”
“Yes,” she replies, “they help me sleep at night.”
The doctor asserts, “Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these pills that could possibly help you sleep!”
She reaches out and pats the young Doctor’s knee, “No, dear, you are wrong… “
“Every morning, I grind one up and mix it in a glass of orange juice… “
“Then I give it to my 16-year-old granddaughter.”
