Funny Joke: 💐 Grand Opening

A new business is opening, and a long-time friend of the owner decides to send flowers for the occasion…

He arrives at the grand opening, then accepts a glass of cold drink and a warm handshake from his host.

He browses about the room examining the many floral arrangements and potted plants…

Finally, he happens upon his own offering, only to find an attached card bearing this sentiment: “Rest in Peace”.

Embarrassed and irate at the florist’s error, he phones them to lodge a complaint…

After venting his anger in a lengthy tirade, he waits impatiently for the florist’s explanation.

“Sir, I’m really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, imagine this… ”

“Somewhere a funeral is taking place today, and they have a lovely floral spray with an attached note saying… ”

“Congratulations on your new location!”