Funny Joke: Good Habits

A drifter, who obviously has seen more than his share of hard times, approaches a well-dressed gentleman on the street. “Hey buddy, can you spare two dollars?” the drifter asks. The well-dressed man responds, “You’re not going to spend it on liquor, are you?” “No sir, I don’t drink,” replies the drifter. “You’re not going to throw it away in a poker game, are you?” asks the man. “No way, I don’t gamble,” answers the drifter. “You wouldn’t waste the money at a golf course for greens fees, would you?” asks the man. “Never,” says the drifter. “I don’t play golf.”

The man asks the drifter if he would like to come home with him for a home-cooked meal. The drifter accepts eagerly. While they’re heading for the man’s house, the drifter’s curiosity gets the better of him. “Isn’t your wife going to be angry once it is a guy like me at the table?” he asks. “Probably,” says the man, “but it’ll be worth it. I want her to see what happens to a guy who doesn’t drink, play poker, or golf.”

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