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A drifter, who obviously has seen more than his share of hard times, approaches a well-dressed gentleman on the street…
“Hey, Buddy, can you spare two dollars?”
The well-dressed man responds, “You’re not going to spend it on liquor, are you?”
“No sir, I don’t drink,” replies the drifter.
“You’re not going to throw it away in a poker game, are you?” asks the man.
“No way, I don’t gamble,” answers the drifter.
“You wouldn’t waste the money at a golf course for greens fees, would you?” asks the man.
“Never,” says the drifter, “I don’t play golf.”
The man asks the drifter if he would like to come home with him for a home cooked meal…
The drifter accepts eagerly.
While they are heading for the man’s house, the drifter’s curiosity gets the better of him…
“Isn’t your wife going to be angry when she sees a guy like me at your table?” he asks the man.
“Probably,” says the man, “but it will be worth it… “
“I want her to see what happens to a guy who doesn’t drink, play poker or golf.”
