Funny Joke: 🥴 Going Home Drunk

Every night, this guy would stumble home blind drunk and lose his dinner right in the kitchen sink.

And every night, his wife would scold him, “One of these days, you’re gonna puke your guts out!”

So one afternoon, she decides to teach him a lesson. She cuts up a chicken and leaves the guts sitting right there in the sink.

Sure enough, that night he staggers in around three in the morning, does his usual routine, and eventually crawls into bed—white as a sheet.

“Sweetheart,” he whispers, “you were right. I really did puke my guts out…”
He pauses, trembling.

“…But thank the Lord—and your big spoon—I got ’em all back in.”