Funny Joke: 🎁 Gift for the Kindergarten Teacher

It’s the last day of kindergarten, and all the children bring presents for their teacher…

The florist’s son is the first to hand her his gift.

She shakes it, holds it up and says, “I bet I know what it is – it’s some flowers!”

“That’s right!” shouts the little boy.

Then the candy store owner’s daughter hands the teacher a gift…

She holds it up, shakes it and says, “I bet I know what it is – it’s a box of candy!”

“That’s right!” shouts the little girl.

The next gift is from the liquor store owner’s son, Little Johnny…

The teacher holds it up and sees that it is leaking.

She touches a drop with her finger and tastes it…

“Is it wine?” she asks.

“No,” says Little Johnny.

The teacher touches another drop to her tongue…

“Is it juice?” she asks.

“No,” repeats Little Johnny…

Finally, the teacher says, “Ok, I give up. What is it?”

Little Johnny beams…

“A puppy!”