Funny Joke: 👴 Getting Old

Three old men are reminiscing at a local park…

They start complaining about their biggest regrets on getting old.

The first old man said, “I’d give anything to take a good pee like I did when I was younger… “

“Every morning I get up, it takes me 5 minutes to take a pee, and then it’s only a small dribble.”

The second old man said, “I’d give anything to take a good dump like I did when I was young… “

“Every morning I sit on the throne, and strain and strain until I can finally get a little something out.”

The third old man said, “Well, every morning at 5am, I take me a really long pee… “

“Then at 6am, on the dot, I drop a really big log.”

The other two old men look at him and say, “So what the heck are you complaining about?”

The third old man replies…

“I don’t wake up until 7.”