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I was at a funeral for a friend of mine.
His wife asked me if I could say a quick word.
I stood at the front and cleared my throat, choked back my tears and said “Plethora”
“Thank you” his wife said and sat back down. “That means a lot.”
The next friend stood up and said “Earth” and then sat down.
“Thank you” the widow said. “That means the world.”
Another guy goes up and says “Waterhole” and then sits back down.
“Thank you” the widow says. “I know you meant well.”
Another guy gets up and says “Totality.”
The widow thanks him and says “that means everything.”
Finally the last person goes up and says “Bargain.”
The widow says “thank you. That means a great deal.”
August 15, 2025 @ 12:38 pm
Interesting. What a language is our beloved English.
August 14, 2025 @ 5:40 pm
STUPID NO JOKE