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A priest goes to the barber for a haircut…
When the barber has finished, the priest asks how much he owes.
“All free, my friend. I consider it a service to God,” replies the barber.
The priest thanks the barber and leaves…
The next morning when the barber arrives at the shop, there’s a Bible, flowers and a thank you note from the priest on the doorstep.
The same day, a policeman enters wanting a haircut…
When the barber is finished, the policeman asks how much he owes.
“No charge, my friend. I consider this a service to the Lord above”.
The policeman thanks the barber and leaves…
The next day when the barber arrives at the shop, there’s a box of donuts and a thank you note from the policeman on the doorstep.
In the afternoon, a lawyer comes in for a haircut…
When the barber is finished, he tells the surprised but pleased lawyer that there is no charge, as he considers it a service to God.
When the barber arrives at the shop the next day, he sees on his doorstep…
A long line of lawyers waiting for haircuts.
June 4, 2025 @ 5:50 pm
Don’t you think the PEOPLE have decided what they want Trump to do? He is living up to all that he promised to do in his campaign. Get over the whining Laurie, Trump won the election for the PEOPLE hands down.
June 4, 2025 @ 1:48 pm
Until recently, I’ve always enjoyed a good hate on lawyers joke.
Now, I see it will be the lawyers who help the people stop trump
So, yeah, I’m done with lawyer jokes