Funny Joke: 🥯 Free Buns

A priest and a lawyer walk into a bakery…

The lawyer looks around shrewdly, grabs three freshly baked buns, and quickly slips them into his pockets.

He then tells the priest, “That took great skill to steal those buns… “

“The owner didn’t even see me.”

The priest replies, “That’s just simple thievery, I will show you how to do it the honest way and get the same results.”

The priest then proceeds to call out to the owner of the bakery, “Sir, I want to show you a miracle of the lord.”

Curious and slightly skeptical, the owner wipes his hands on his apron and approaches the priest…

“A miracle, you say? Alright, I’m listening,” he replies.

The priest asks for a bun, which the owner hands over without hesitation…

The priest then steps outside and gives the bun to a homeless man sitting by the door, who accepts it gratefully.

Returning inside, the priest asks for another bun, repeating the process, and then does so a third time…

Each time, the owner obliges, albeit with growing curiosity.

Finally, after the third bun has been given away, the owner, puzzled but patient, asks, “Alright, Father, I’ve seen you give away three of my buns… “

“Now, where’s the miracle you promised?”

The priest replies…

“Look in the lawyer’s pockets.”