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One day, a young boy notices a beautiful girl across the streetâŚ
He walks over to her and strikes up a conversation.
After they hit it off, he runs home and excitedly tells his dad the newsâŚ
âDad, I just got to know this amazing girl across the street!⌠â
âShe lives really close by, and her name is Emma. I really like her!â
The father winces and looks at him.
âSon, Iâm sorry to tell you this, but Emma is actually your sister⌠â
âI had a fling with the neighbor, before I began to date your mother.â
Dejected, the boy leaves the room and cuts off all communication with the girlâŚ
A month goes by, and the boy meets another girl named Sophie.
They flirt with each other, find out she lives down the street then, the boy goes back home to tell his fatherâŚ
The father winces again, âSorry son, but Sophie is actually your sister as well.â
In the middle of his explanation, the boy storms out of the room and leaves the house to take a breatherâŚ
While cutting off all communication with Sophie.
Three months later, the boy meets the most beautiful girl heâs ever seenâŚ

Prettier than the last two girls combined.
He finds out her name is Brooke and rushes home after exchanging numbers.
The boy busts into his fatherâs roomâŚ
âDad, I met this girl named Brooke, and she lives a only few streets away. Before I tell you about her, is she your daughter too?â
A moment goes by, and the boy begins to hope that this girl is finally the one.
The father just wincesâŚ
The boy leaves the room and goes to sit in the living room to cool down.
After a few hours, his mother sits down next to him and asks, âHoney, whatâs wrong, youâve been very sad lately.â
In tears, the boy turns to his motherâŚ
âIâm upset, because over the last few months, Iâve met three amazing girls⌠â
âAnd every single time, dadâs told me that theyâre actually my sisters!â
The mother looks bewildered and begins to laughâŚ
âMom, why are you laughing?â asks the boy.
âOh honey,â replies his mother, âdonât worry about a thing, you can go ahead and date any of those girls.â
The boy makes a face of disgust and disbelief, âWhy would I want to date any of my fatherâs daughters?â
The mother smiles and says, âBecause honey,⌠â
âHe isnât actually your father.â
