Funny Joke: Finding Jesus

An Irishman is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river…

The drunk proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher…

The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, when he asks the drunk, “Are you ready to find Jesus?”

The drunk shouts, “Yes, I am!”

So, the preacher grabs the drunk and dunks him under the water…

He pulls him back out and asks, “Brother, have you found Jesus?”

The drunk replies, “No, I haven’t found Jesus!”

The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him once again, but for a little longer this time…

He again, pulls him out of the water and asks, “Have you found Jesus, my brother?”

The drunk answers, “No, I haven’t found Jesus!”

By this time, the preacher is at his wits end…

So, he dunks the drunk again — but this time, he holds the drunk down until he begins kicking his legs and waving his arms.

The preacher again asks the drunk, “For the love of God, have you found Jesus?”

The drunk staggers upright, wipes his eyes, coughs up a bit of water, catches his breath, and says to the preacher…

“Are you sure this is where he fell in?”