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A man is walking along the street one morning, feeling hungry…
He sees a sign in the window of a diner across the street that says, “Try our Exotic Breakfast now”.
So, he crosses the street, enters the diner and sits down at a table…
As he puts his menu down, a waitress comes over and asks if he’s ready to order.
“I think so,” says the man, “what is your Exotic Breakfast?”
“Oh, that’s our delicious baked chicken tongue,” the waitress replies proudly, “I highly recommend it.”
Disgusted, the man shouts, “Baked chicken tongue?! Have you any idea how disgusting that sounds?… “
“I’d never even think about eating anything that came out of a chicken’s mouth! Yuck!”
The waitress is a little taken aback, but stays calm and says, “No problem, sir. What would you prefer then?”
The man surveys the menu for a moment, plops it back down on the table, then says…
“Just bring me some scrambled eggs.”
