Funny Joke: 🧑🏻‍🦯 Everything is Big in Texas

A blind man decides to visit Texas…

As he boards the plane, he feels the seats and says, “Wow, these seats are big!”

The person next to him replies, “Everything is big in Texas.”

When he finally arrives in Texas, he decides to visit the hotel bar…

Upon arriving at the bar, he orders a beer and gets a mug placed between his hands.

“Wow,” he says, “these mugs are big!”

The bartender replies, “Everything is big in Texas.”

A little later the blind man asks the bartender where the bathroom is…

The bartender answers, “Second door to the right.”

The blind man heads for the bathroom, but accidentally trips and enters the wrong door…

This door leads to the swimming pool, and he falls in by accident.

Scared to death, he starts shouting…

“Don’t flush, don’t flush!”