Funny Joke: Elderly Couple Got Burglarized

An elderly couple has just settled down for bed…

when the old man realizes he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the backyard.

Then they hear voices…

Three men have broken into the greenhouse.

Frightened, they call the police…

The dispatcher tells them he will send an officer over just as soon as one becomes available, as they are all out on calls.

The old man waits for a few minutes, then calls Dispatch again…

He tells Dispatch, “Don’t worry about sending an officer, I shot the robbers, and now the dogs are eating their bodies!”

In no time at all, police surround the house, and capture the robbers red-handed!

One of the cops asks the old man, “I thought you said you shot the robber, and your dogs were eating them.”

The old man replies, “I thought you said… ”

“There weren’t any officers available.”

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