Funny Joke: Elderly Couple at a Restaurant

One day, a man stops at a fast-food restaurant for lunch…

After receiving his order, he sits down next to an elderly couple.

He notices they have ordered just one meal between them…

As he watches, the older gentleman carefully divides the hamburger in half, then counts out the fries until each has half of them.

The old man then begins to eat, as his wife sits watching, with her hands folded in her lap.

The young man decides to ask if they would let him buy another meal for them so that they didn’t have to split theirs.

The old gentleman says, “Oh, no… ”

“We’ve been married 50 years, and everything has always been, and will always be, shared fifty-fifty.”

The young man then asks the wife if she was going to eat…

to which she replies, “Not yet young man… ”

“It’s his turn to use the teeth.”

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