Funny Joke: 🥴 Drunk Lecture

Two policemen are on patrol at 2 o’clock in the morning…

They see a man alone in the street wobbling and barely able to walk in a straight line.

They stop him to make sure he’s not drunk in public or getting into a car to drive home.

“Where are you coming from?” asks one of the officers.

“From the best place in the world!” he slurs.

“My favorite bar that has the best drinks and the nicest girls in town!… “

“Each one is friendlier than the next!” the man says as he winks at the police.

“That sounds like a great place,” says one of the officers…

“And where are you going at this late hour? Shouldn’t you be in bed?”

“What? sleep!?” replies the man, “No way, I’m on my way to a lecture on alcohol addiction and its effects on the body… “

“The harms of smoking and proper social behavior.”

“Really?” asks one of the officers dubiously, while exchanging knowing looks with the other officer…

“Are you sure you didn’t drink too much tonight?… “

“I seriously doubt anyone is giving lectures on those topics at 2 o’clock in the morning.”

The man sighs and says…

“Tell that to my wife.”