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A police officer pulls over a guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes…
He goes up to the guy’s window and says, “Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube.”
The man says, “Sorry officer, I can’t do that… “
“I am an asthmatic – If I do that, I’ll have a really bad asthma attack.”
“Okay, fine,” says the officer, “Then I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample.”
“I can’t do that either,” says the man…
“I am a hemophiliac – If I do that, I’ll bleed to death.”
“Well, then we need a urine sample,” the officer replies.
The man responded, “I’m sorry officer I can’t do that either… “
“I am also a diabetic – If I do that, I’ll get really low blood sugar.”
“Alright, then,” says the officer, “I need you to come out here and walk this white line.”
“I can’t do that either,” says the man.
“Why not?” asks the officer.
“Because,” replies the man…
“I’m too drunk to do that.”
