Funny Joke: 🦖 Dino Tragedy

A dinosaur, a spider, and a cowboy walk into a bar…

All three sit at the bar and begin drinking heavily, clearly distressed.

The bartender asks them why they are looking so down.

The Cowboy downs a shot, then says, “My horse got loose, ran into traffic, and got hit by a semi-truck carrying a tank of gasoline… ”

“It caused a big explosion and blew my poor horse to bits.”

The spider nods sympathetically and says, “I just lost my husband in that same fire… ”

“The driver found him, freaked out, and crashed trying to squash him.”

The bartender is in shock, but finally asks the dinosaur his story…

The dinosaur sniffs, takes a sip from his drink and stammers…

“My entire family was on that truck!”

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