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A young lawyer sits in his corner office, staring out the window at the city skyline…
His career is on the rise, but it’s not quite where he wants it to be.
He’s ambitious, always wanting more – more clients, more success, more money.
As he taps his pen on his desk, deep in thought, a strange chill sweeps through the room…
Suddenly, with a burst of sulfur-scented smoke, the Devil himself appears right in front of him!
The Devil, smiling, leans against the desk and says, “I’ve got an offer for you… “
“How would you like to make $1,000,000 a year, guaranteed? Your partners will fall in line behind you… “
“Your clients will adore you. Judges will treat you with respect… “
“Oh, and you’ll live to be 100-years-old. All that time, you’ll be in perfect health and look just as good as you do now – maybe even better.”
The Devil, with a gleam in his eye, continues, “All I require in return, is that the souls of your wife and children be mine… “
“So that they may wither and scream in mortal agony for all eternity in Hell.”
The lawyer leans back in his leather chair, mulling this over…
After a brief pause, he looks at the Devil and says, “Okay… “
“But what’s the catch?”
November 14, 2024 @ 5:50 am
Sounds like the MAGAt party, …
November 14, 2024 @ 12:56 am
Inappropriate for today’s present world filled and consumed with Satanism! The devil has no place anywhere and we should not be playing around with his Luciferian name in any joke. Period.
November 13, 2024 @ 10:23 am
If there’s a joke there, it’s well disguised…