Funny Joke: 🕵️ DEA Inspector

A U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration Officer makes an unexpected visit to a ranch in the Florida Panhandle…

He gets out of the black, unmarked SUV he is driving, and barks at the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegal drugs.”

The rancher, knowing he has nothing to hide, says, “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there,” as he pointed out the location.

The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, “Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!”

Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher…

“See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I want, on any land, no questions asked!”

“Have I made myself clear?”

The rancher nods, and then just shakes his head as he walks away with a smirk on his face.

A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life, chased by the rancher’s prize bull…

With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he’ll get gored before he reaches safety.

The officer is clearly terrified…

The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs…

“Your badge!”

“Show him your badge!”