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A government inspector visits a morgue…
There he sees three corpses, each with a great big smile on their faces.
Curious, the inspector approaches the mortician and asks, “I noticed that each of these corpses have a big smile on their face… ”
“Who are they and what did they die from?”
The mortician replies, “The first body is that of a Frenchman, aged 60, who died making love to his mistress… ”
“Hence the smile on his face.”
“The second body is an Irishman, aged 30, who won $10,000 in the lottery and spent it all on whiskey. He died of alcohol poisoning… ”

“Hence the smile on his face.”
The inspector then asks, “What about the third body?”
The mortician says, “Ah, this is perhaps the most unlikely of all… ”
“That is Billy-Bob, a farm boy from Oklahoma, aged 25, who was struck by lightning”.
“Why’s he smiling then?” asks the inspector.
The mortician replies, “Oh… ”
“He thought he was getting his picture taken”.

January 24, 2025 @ 1:22 pm
Bad joke!
You’ve told much better.
January 24, 2025 @ 1:20 pm
Bad joke!