Funny Joke: Cured

A doctor puts up a sign in front of his clinic…

The sign reads, “If I can cure you, I get $20. If I can’t cure you, I’ll pay you $100”.

A lawyer decides that it’s his time to shine, so he tells the doctor, “Doctor, I can’t taste anything anymore. Please cure me.”

The doctor tells his nurse to get him some of the medicine from drawer number 25.

The lawyer takes a swig, gasps, and spits it out…

The lawyer says, “This tastes like gasoline!”

“Taste cured. $20 please,” says the doctor.

The lawyer pays and leaves, frustrated…

The lawyer comes back the next day, determined to succeed, “Doctor, please cure my memory loss.”

“Nurse, please fetch some of the medicine from drawer number 25.”

“No way!”, the lawyer exclaims, “That’s the same thing you gave me last time!”

“Memory fixed. $20 please,” says the doctor.

The lawyer stomps away, displeased…

The next day, the lawyer comes up with a foolproof strategy, “Doctor, I’m blind. Cure me please.”

“Oh, I’m sorry, I won’t be able to cure that,” says the doctor…

“Here’s your $100,” he says, handing the lawyer a $5 bill.

“Wait a second!” shouts the lawyer, “This is $5, not $100!… ”

“Blindness cured. $20 please.”

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