Funny Joke: 🐻 Christian Bear

A man is walking through the woods when he sees a bear charging at him.

He books it, but he knows he can’t outrun a bear for long, so he starts praying,

“Dear Lord, I beseech thee. Please, o Lord, please let this bear be a Christian!”

The bear catches up to him, knocks him down on the ground, then gets on its knees and says,

“Dear Lord, thank you for this food I am about to receive…”