A woman strolls into a small, cozy restaurant in the heart of a southern town…
She finds a corner booth and settles in. Craving something crispy and delicious, she orders a plate of fried chicken.
Eager to eat, she digs in a little too fast…
Halfway through a particularly big bite, she feels something sharp catch in her throat – a chicken bone!
Her eyes widen as she starts to choke, her hands flailing around as she tries to signal for help.
At the next booth, Bobby and Billy Ray, two local country boys, are leisurely sipping their sweet tea, discussing last night’s fishing trip…
Suddenly, they notice the commotion from the corner of their eyes.
Without a second thought, they jump into action…
Bobby nudges Billy Ray, and they both get up, shuffling over to the woman.
Bobby, in his infinite wisdom (or so he thinks), drops his coveralls to his knees and bends over, positioning himself right in front of the choking woman…
To everyone’s surprise, Billy Ray takes his cue and starts licking Bobby’s bare butt!
The woman’s eyes widen in shock, and her face twists in utter disgust at the surreal scene before her…
In an overwhelming wave of nausea, she suddenly vomits – dislodging the chicken bone from her throat.
Gasping for breath but relieved to be alive, she wipes her mouth, still in disbelief at what just happened.
Bobby, ever so casual, pulls his coveralls back up and turns to Billy Ray with a grin…
“You was right, Billy Ray,” he says as he pats him on the back…
