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A group of blondes are on a plane heading for a convention…
Suddenly, a stewardess runs down the aisle yelling, “Help! The pilots are dead!”…
Two brave blonde passengers break down the cockpit door and attempt to take control of the plane.
They are able to contact air traffic control who agrees to guide them…
“Ok, stay calm now,” says the controller, “Do you see those 3 switches located on the main panel?”
“Yes, yes!” answers one of the blondes.
“Ok, make sure they are all switched to the ‘on’ position,” instructs the controller.
“Ok, ok!” says the blonde.
“Do you see the dial above the pilot’s seat?” asks the controller.
“Yes, yes I do!” replies the blonde.
“Make sure it is rotated 90 degrees clockwise,” says the controller.
“Ok it’s done!” shouts the blonde.
“Now the blue button on the left-hand panel,” says the controller, “Make sure that is engaged.”
“Ok, ok I think it’s done!” says the blonde.
“Good,” replies the controller, “Now slide the red lever 50% to the north.”
The blondes are in a state of flux but coping…
After 5 or 6 minutes of intense conversation and instructions, the controller declares, “Ok, I think we’re going to be ok now… “
“You’re clear for take-off!”
