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Fifteen minutes into a flight from Los Angeles to New York, the captain announces…
“Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed.”
“However, there is nothing to worry about… “
“Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left.”
Thirty minutes later the captain announces…
“One more engine has failed, and the flight will take an additional two hours… “
“But don’t worry, we can fly just fine on two engines.”
An hour later the captain announces…
“One more engine has failed, and our arrival will be delayed another three hours… “
“But don’t worry, we still have one engine left.”
At this point, a young blonde passenger turns to the man in the next seat and remarks…
“If we lose one more engine… “
“We’re going to be up here all day!”
Anonymous
October 28, 2024 @ 11:16 am
Loved the blonde joke. Made my day
Ben Brooks
July 2, 2023 @ 9:41 am
Very funny and entertaining. Thanks