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One weekend, a man takes his blonde wife deer hunting for the first time…
After he gives her some basic instructions, they agree to separate and rendezvous later.
Before he leaves, he warns her, if she should fell a deer, to be wary of hunters who might beat her to the carcass and claim the kill…
If that happens, he tells her she should fire her rifle three times into the air and he will come to her aid.
Shortly after they separate, he hears the signal – three shots from a rifle.
Arriving at the scene, he finds his wife standing over a carcass and a very nervous-looking man staring down her gun barrel…
“He claims this is his, but I was the one who shot it,” she says.
“She can keep it, she can keep it!” the wide-eyed man cries…
“I just want my saddle back!”
