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An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake…
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender…
“Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls silent.
In a very deep husky voice, the woman next to him says…
“Before you tell that joke Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know three things… “
“1 – The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.”
“2 – The bouncer is a blonde girl with a ‘Billy-Club’.”
“3 – I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.”
“Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy… “
“Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?”
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, “No… “
“Not if I’m gonna have to explain it three times.”
