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A blonde wanted a pair of real alligator shoes, in the worst way…
but she didn’t want to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the ‘no haggle’ attitude of one of the shopkeepers…
the blonde shouted, “Maybe I’ll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!”
The shopkeeper said, “By all means, be my guest… “
“Maybe you’ll luck out and catch yourself a big one!”
Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home…
when he spots the young woman standing waist-deep in the water, shotgun in hand.
Just then, he sees a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her.
She takes aim, kills the creature, and with a great deal of effort, hauls it on to the swamp bank.
Lying nearby were several more dead alligators.
The shopkeeper watched in amazement.
Just then, the blonde flipped the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, “Darn… “
“this one isn’t wearing any shoes either!”