Funny Joke: 💖 Blind Date 2

One night, this guy was on a blind date…

He went to pick her up at her elegant high-rise apartment.

When he rang the doorbell, she shouted, “Hi, please come on in!”

“I’m not ready yet, so make yourself at home – I’ll be with you in a moment.”

So, he walked in, and sat down in the living room.

Suddenly, a little dog came into the room with a rubber ball in its mouth.

The woman called out, “Watch for Skippy, he loves to play fetch.”

“Feel free to play with him while I finish getting ready.”

So, the guy tossed the ball to him, and Skippy brought it right back.

The guy tossed it a little harder the next time, onto the balcony, and Skippy brought it right back again.

Then, the guy tossed the ball so hard, that it bounced over the balcony railing.

Skippy chased the ball over the railing and plummeted 15 stories onto the pavement below.

Just then, the guy’s date emerged ready to go to dinner…

She was absolutely stunning.

The guy was panic stricken but decided to act as though nothing had happened.

They had a marvelous time at dinner, getting along perfectly.

The guy was relaxed until his date asked, “Hey, what do you think of Skippy?”

He took a long sip of wine, and his expression turned very serious.

In a gentle voice, he replied, “Well, I’ve actually been trying to figure out how to break this to you, but… ”

“before we left… ”

“Skippy seemed a little depressed.”