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I had a blind date last night with a girl I met on a dating appā¦
The problem was, she had no profile pic, but then, neither did I, and I consider myself quite handsome.
So, I was concernedā¦
What do I do if sheās really unattractive? Iāll be stuck with her all night.
Well, as it turns out, thereās an app for thatā¦
Itās called āMom Are You Ok?ā.
It schedules your phone to ring just after you meet your date.

If you like him or her, you ignore the callā¦
If you want to cut the date short, you can answer with something like, āMom? Whatās the matter? Are you okay?ā
The description said it works every time.
So, I knocked on the girlās doorā¦
As it turns out, I neednāt have worried.
She was gorgeous!

My eyes were in a realm of happiness like never beforeā¦
I couldnāt get over how beautiful she was!
Just as I was about to speak to her, her phone rang.
She excused herself to answer her phone withā¦
āMom, whatās the matter? Are you okay???ā
