Funny Joke: Blarney Stone

A group of Americans are touring Ireland.

One of the women in the group is a real groaner, constantly complaining the bus seats are uncomfortable, the food is bad, and so on.

The group arrives at the site of the famous Blarney Stone. “Good luck will be following you all of your days if you kiss the Blarney Stone,” their guide says.

“Unfortunately, it’s being cleaned today, so no one will be able to kiss it,” the guide continues.

“Perhaps we can come back tomorrow,” one of the tourists suggests.

“We can’t be here tomorrow!” the nasty woman in the group shouts. “We have a running tour to go on!”

“Well,” the guide says, “it is said that if you kiss someone who has kissed the stone, you’ll have the same good fortune.”

“I suppose you’ve kissed the stone,” the woman scoffs.

“No, ma’am,” the frustrated guide responds, “but I have sat on it.”

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