Funny Joke: Billy Bob Turns 18

Billy Bob had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition…

It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 18th birthday.

On that special day, they had each walked across the lake to the pub on the far side for their first legal drink.

So, when Billy Bob’s 18th birthday comes around, he and his pal Bubba, take a boat out to the middle of the lake…

Billy Bob steps out of the boat and nearly drowns!

Bubba just barely manages to pull him to safety.

Furious and confused, Billy Bob goes to see his grandmother…

“Granny,” he asks, “It’s my 18th birthday, so why cain’t I walk ‘cross the lake like pappy, grandpappy, and great-grandpappy?”

His granny replies, “Cuz you was born in August.”

“But your pappy, grandpappy, and great-grandpappy were all born in December… ”

“When the lake is frozen.”