Funny Joke: 💪 Big Jake

A pilgrim was walking across a prairie when he came across a small town…

Passing through the town, he noticed a saloon and decided to stop and quench his thirst.

After ordering a beer, he stood at the bar and observed the other clientele in the saloon.

Suddenly the saloon door swung open, and a cowboy came running in yelling, “Big Jake’s comin’!”

Within seconds the establishment had cleared, leaving the pilgrim and his beer alone at the bar.

Sure enough, a huge, seven-and-a-half foot, 500-pound cowboy came swaggering in…

Tearing out the front door frame with his broad shoulders.

The cowboy looked around the saloon, marched over to the pilgrim…

Picked him up by the scruff of the neck, and threw him over the bar, bellowing, “Gimme a drink!”

The pilgrim complied, placing the almost-full bottle next to a glass on the bar.

The cowboy tossed back the drink, then bit the neck off the bottle and emptied that too.

At that point, the pilgrim, shaking in his boots, asked, “Sir, would you care for another?”

To which the cowboy replied, “Nope, I gotta go… “

“Big Jake’s comin’!”